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Re: How to catch a polar bear on Lake Kipawa

From: Gil
Date: 10/13/00
Time: 1:56:29 PM
Remote Name: 206.172.96.86

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Hi Kee Kee Bird,

To catch a Polar Bear on Lake Kipawa You will need:

an ice auger a sheet a can of peas a can opener skis, snowshoes or snowmobile

Go out to the middle of the lake and drill a hole with the ice auger. Open the can of peas with the opener and place peas around the hole for bait. Make a tent out of the sheet. Sit in tent and wait. When the Polar Bear comes up for a pea in the sheet house, kick him in the ice-hole!

Welcome to the Wild West Show

P.S. Who are you? If you wish you can reply to gilpaula@canada.com

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